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		<title>&#8216;TIS THE SEASON&#8230;.Fa La La La La</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Deck the roads with flakes of snow Fa la la la la la la la la Add stupid drivers and off we go Fa la la la la la la la la Spinning and sliding &#8217;round and &#8217;round Fa la la la la la la la la Losing all hopes of making ground Fa la [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AT YOUR SERVICE&#8230;.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As some of you know (and those of you don&#8217;t, you will now) I spent most of my adult life in Emergency Medical Services. As a people person who wanted to make a difference, it was a perfect fit for me. Eventually the time came to pass that responsibility to the next generation. I&#8217;m still [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BIKINIS, BIKES AND BRUISES &#8230;.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[BIKINIS, BIKES AND BRUISES&#8230;. Well it&#8217;s that time of year again. Yup, it&#8217;s time to haul out the lawn mower, super strength sunscreen, insect repellant, garden hose, and the toenail clippers. Summer is one of my favorite days. It makes me want to don a bikini, go romping or frolicking in the sand and laze [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LIFETIME WARRANTY&#8230;.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lifetime Warranty &#8230;. It was a dark and stormy night&#8230;.ooooooooh&#8230; Ok, now that I have your attention, it was really just an average day, but I didn&#8217;t think starting out with “It was just an average day” would draw you in. But now that you&#8217;re here you may as well continue reading, right? After all, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TABLE TALK &#8230; MAY I BE EXCUSED?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[TABLE TALK &#8230;. MAY I BE EXCUSED? I&#8217;ve always considered supper time as a time to enjoy both good company and a good meal (hopefully). A time to catch up on the happenings and news of the day, be it BEER marshmallows made in Chicago, Canada considering changing the national anthem to be gender neutral [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ON SALE THIS WEEK ONLY&#8230;.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ON SALE THIS WEEK ONLY&#8230;. As many of you know, Brian likes to putter with anything that has a motor and/or engine, or works under any kind of power (Definition of Putter: disassemble, question how it works or if there&#8217;s a better way to do it, and reassemble with or without manufacturers recommended parts, including, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Leather Weather Forecast&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s Leather Weather Forecast&#8230; It was getting late in the summer, the sun was shining and we were having a comfortably warm weather day. Forecast mentioned possible thunder and showers, but let&#8217;s face it, the odds that the weather people are correct are pretty slim. Kind of like the odds of someone winning the lottery, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A NAUTICAL LESSON&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As I occasionally talk about our boat, I thought perhaps it would help my reader(s) to understand a few basic nautical terms. I would also like to say that the following definitions are not in alphabetical order because that would entail more thought than my brain can produce on only one cup of coffee. So [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.simonebelland.com/blog/a-nautical-lesson/</link>
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		<title>Sunny Side Up&#8230;.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sunny Side Up&#8230;. Spandex use is up 400%&#8230;I&#8217;m not kidding folks! Well, that got your attention didn&#8217;t it? And I&#8217;m talking about shorts and swim wear. Makes me nauseous just thinking about it. So why is usage up? That&#8217;s a good question, and even though I waited patiently for the guy on the radio to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For The Love Of Weed(s)&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For the past year and a half I haven&#8217;t been overly concerned with weeds. We were living in our RV, in an area of British Columbia which we lovingly referred to as the rainforest. It rained&#8230;a lot, and so it was lush and green. Weeds grow freely and without care in the rainforest. Why, during [...]]]></description>
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