Archive forOctober, 2012

Muddly Melody ….

Today I have a shorty for you. It’s actually an email I sent to my sister, and she seems to think I should share it with the world, or at least the 4 people who stop by this site from time to time because if you didn’t I’d disown you. Anyway, here you are….

 

I was just beginning to cross the street while out for a walk today and low and behold, as I’m strolling along, singing a song….Ok, No song… the good Lord,,, or maybe it was the  guy sitting on the curb trying to light the stub of a discarded cigarette…shout’s out.. “Let there be a muddle ” (I said he had a cig in his mouth)…and although my mind is quick to register what he said, my feet…having been known to disobey me before…walk right into the muddle….I mean puddle…..Insert swear words here….( I sense your laughter at my expense..hmmff)….Wait, there’s more….After assuredly securing my spot in hell….I glance up…..now hang on for it…….just in time to see…….drum roll please……a motorcylist turn the corner…the SAME corner I’ve barely stepped out of…UH HUH….Insert MORE swear words here…..(I sense more laughter, hmmmm?)……So, anyway, Mr. (I assume it was a man) “Eat my slush” biker, doesn’t even slow down…just keeps on going….I KNOW!….. Now the curb guy looks at me and….I’m not kidding….offers me the lit cigarette butt….What else could I do, I just broke out laughing, and then he started laughing, and the lady from the 7-Eleven came out and offered me a free coffee and a roll of paper towels…..and we all sang Amazing Grace…..Ok, it was really Koombya.
THE END.  (Film at eleven)…

 

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